Blog | August 16, 2022
Top 16 Legal Technology Jokes
August 16 is National Tell a Joke Day and we’ve got you covered. Enjoy a few laughs with the jokes below!
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, because it is a hardware problem.
Q: How many types of people are there in the world?
A: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
Q: Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?
A: Because it lost its contacts.
Q: Why was ‘beef stew’ not used as a computer password?
A: Because it was not strong-anoff.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on its mouse.
Q: What shoes do computers love the most?
Q: How would a proud computer dad introduce his son?
A: A microchip off the old block.
Q: Doctor, I need help, I’m addicted to Twitter.
A: Doc: Sorry, I don’t follow.
Q: What are computers’ favorite snacks?
A: Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q: What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A: A father-in-law.
Q: What kind of underwear do lawyers wear?
Q: Why are estate attorneys the most determined?
A: Because “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”
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